The Vault of Regret is a very large place, which houses dusty old game CDs and boxes, untouched digital libraries, and the metaphysical concepts of remorse and embarrassment. Here we write about all the games we should have played but haven’t, or that we have played but didn’t enjoy, among other things.
Do you still have all your old boxed games from the 90s? If not, do you remember what happened to them? Why you kept some, and not others? And would you make the same decisions again now?
Perhaps you just got rid of the boxes, and kept the discs, for reasons of space. Or maybe it all just stayed at your parents’ house for a while, until several years passed and they had a clear out which forced you to make a decision. You weren’t to know, back in those days, that you’d be able to play those old DOS games again. Or that you’d even want to.
In our house, three people contributed to the shelves surrounding the family PC, and we each had different strategies when it came to our purchasing decisions. At the one end of the scale was Jo, who kept a fairly short list of adventure games that she wanted and would make sure she either saved up for them or put them on the next Christmas or birthday list. And at the other was yours truly, a gullible idiot who would buy whatever happened to be in the sales. (My Dad was somewhere in the middle, a keen follower of review scores but also always up for a bargain too.)
While Jo and I were living with our parents, at least some of the time, we could take and leave what we wanted back and forth to university. But when the time eventually came for me to move out, to share a room in a London flat with my girlfriend, I had a feeling that the arrangement would come to a swift end if I arrived armed with stacks of big box PC games.
And so it was time to perform a serious audit. Items of moderate value, generally the more modern titles, could be put on eBay as individual items. But in a pre-DOSBox world, the more genuine oldies were of less interest to the game-buying public. The only thing to do was to throw them all into a big cardboard box and sell them off together at a low, low price: 40 or so games at a starting price of 99p plus postage. (I think I got about 35 or so quid for them in the end).
It doesn’t bother me that I got rid of these games – the particular source of regret, in this case, is the fact that I can’t really remember many of their names, and even the ones that spring to mind, I can’t be 100% certain about. What was in that box? I guess it feels weird to have sold games that I didn’t play, or that didn’t make much of an impression on me: a collection of impulse purchases and some filler from compilations, no doubt, with some titles ones that I genuinely did mean to get around to one day, and others that were frankly never likely to make their way to the top of the pile.
As a dedicated archivist of my own digital past [Jee-sus! Just say ‘hoarder’ – FFG reader], it does genuinely bother me that I don’t know what these games were (I’ve already spent longer than is healthy scouring my e-mails and old backups for evidence of the eBay listing from 2003). Plus, it sort of blows my mind that I could have spent so long writing about old games here (admittedly, at an extremely slow pace) without even remembering, never mind getting around to revisiting, all the ones that I used to own.
In all likelihood, the full list will forever remain a mystery. But slowly, a few names are coming back to me: I’ve even somehow confirmed, thanks to MobyGames, that a seemingly random collection of CDs that were in my collection at one point in the 90s was a genuine, real-life compilation and not simply a figment of my imagination. So perhaps I can still dredge up a few more memories, pick out some of those abandoned oldies and give them a proper look over, all these years later.
Yes, I still have lots of original CDs, DVDs and most printed manuals too, for the games I replay or intend to replay. I’ve given or thrown away lots of games too. I keep a database of all these games with a few comments when required (tricks to make it run, available patch, notes on install, problems and the like). I’ve even kept a few original boxes for the fun of it (Quake, Space Bunnies Must Die, Drakan, m$ Flight Simulator…). Still have two multiboot Novell DOS 7 / Win98SE / WinXP beige boxes able to run these games natively without relying on smart but not always working DOSbox or on “compatibility” (ah ah !) mode. In order to save space, everything was repacked in CD boxes able to contain from 3 to 6 discs. I guess it’s fortunate Steam killed my former gaming addiction. 😉
May 14, 2020 @ 10:52 pm
Does your database include the ones you got rid of, and the reason? That’s what would have helped me in this situation…
Although it would have included entries such as, “Viva Football – bought in 1999 for £20, given away because it was rubbish, then re-acquired in 2007 for £5 on the basis it might be interesting to cover for FFG, still rubbish, now in CD wallet somewhere.”
May 15, 2020 @ 9:17 am
@Rik : Yes, of course — sorry if I did not make it clear enough. Each entry in the database even includes the number of the DVD box the game is in, so I don’t have to wonder where they are. 😉
I rank my games from A to E. Oddly enough, I’ve kept a few D to E games, and I’ve also dumped or given many A to C games. Among the reasons : too bad, no replay value, many similar and/or better games, checked out of curiosity but without deep interest for the genre, checked in order to check a reviewer’s advice, duplicates French/English, given to friends and acquaintances because they were looking for it…
Fun fact about my ratings : when I take into account all games, kept or not, I get a rather classical Gaussian distribution of ratings, the mean being of course C. When I do the same thing with ratings grabbed from a few old French and American Web sites dedicated to gaming with ratings transformed to A..E set, the average becomes B, which demonstrates the really, really unexpected… kindness and leniency of reviewers up to 2005 at least. The gaming press is no more honest than the general computing press, overrating products for obvious reasons. 😉
Note FFG’s ratings are not in this database of sites rankings, for I could not grab your site with WinHTTP in order to build such stats. Besides, your advice do not depend upon advertisement revenues and orders from an editor in chief. 😉
May 15, 2020 @ 10:27 am
Fixes : “where the game is”, “too bad” is nonsensical here, “A..E range”, “WinHTTrack”. I was not focused enough on what I was typing. Mea maxima culpa. Please accept my apologies. 🙁
May 16, 2020 @ 8:26 am