Hi everyone. I seem to be on a bit of a roll with these futuristic racers. Here’s another one for you: a game called Ballistics, from 2001. Thank goodness for Stoo and his Duke Nukem retrospective! Next time: something completely different.
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I’m Back
Hello everyone. A lot of my retro gaming time lately has been eaten up by a vast, sprawling 90s cRPG (I’ll leave you to speculate on which one), the sort of one that could take months yet to finish. I could cut it short but kinda feel like I want the full, beardy, dicerolling experience. […]
Damn, damn und blast
Hello. Another day, another review, another future hover racer thing (but, you know, from the past). It’s Slipstream 5000.
Twenty two megaton, you’ve never seen so much fun
Hi there. There’s been a lot written about this game recently, probably because the PlayStation is 20 this year (in Europe, at least). I can assure you, though, that the timing of this review is completely coincidental. (Oh! To be able to plan such things so meticulously…) The PC version, as we shall see, loses […]
Why does it always rain on me
Hello there. It’s been a little bit quiet around here recently. Sorry about that. But at some point in the summer I did manage to play, and write about, an old game. So here it is: Screamer 4×4.
Status update
Hello everyone. Over the past few months you may have noticed this site going down for days at a time. This was down to some sort of recurring problem with the servers at our host Parcom. So we’ve now moved to another host. Let us know if you encounter any problems! I think all the […]
No-one likes the tuna here, asshole
Hello there. We return to the Need for Speed series for today’s review, of the 2006 instalment, Need for Speed: Carbon.
Knee-Deep in the Dead
Well, it took us long enough, but we finally got around to taking a look at Doom. On a site as low-key as this one, it’s probably over-stating a case to call anything ‘much-requested’ or ‘long-awaited’, but in the context of FFG history, a very old request and a number of half-hearted murmerings in the […]
I would love it if we beat them
Hello there. It’s the final day of the Premiership season, the kind of day that makes you think, “who’d be a football manager?” (Or more specifically, Steve Bruce, poor fella.) Thanks to the world of gaming, though, you can actually be a football manager in your spare time, if you so desire. Here’s the 2006 […]
Come on, we’re going for a ride
Hello! We were doing ok recently, weren’t we? Taking a look at a respected classic platformer here, recommending a new(ish) adventure game there, and trying to bring you the kind of quality content that loyal readers like you demand and deserve. So what do we have for you this time around? Er, a game called […]