…but it would be remiss of us not to mention it at all.

First, Telltale Games, the guys responsible for the resurrection of Sam and Max, have now turned their attention to Monkey Island with the forthcoming Tales of Monkey Island, a brand new adventure featuring Guybrush et al delivered in episodic form.

Meantwhile, LucasArts are producing a ‘special edition’ of the first game, with crisper graphics and voice-acting from the same people who appeared in the later games. Go here for more.

Oh, and Ron Gilbert has a play through his creation for the first time in a while and shares his thoughts on his blog here.

For once, I won’t rattle on. I haven’t played the new Sam and Max so I don’t want to speculate on how I think Telltale’s efforts will fare. I hope they’re good though.

As for the remake, it seems slightly unnecessary, but if it’s what’s required to get Monkey Island back in the shops and a few new people playing it, it’s A Good Thing. I remember a few grumbles about the voice talent chosen Monkey 3 & 4, so this might be a focus point for hardcore grumblers.

So the new Terminator movie came out over here yesterday. Frankly, you can’t move for advertisments and/or promotions – Pizza Hut is even doing a ‘Terminator Pizza’, for god’s sake. And every magazine and newspaper is quizzing Christian Bale on why he called the DP of the film “f*ckin’ amateur” (he’s a nice guy, though, but that don’t f*ckin’ cut it, apparently) and why in God’s name he decided to be in the film, especially when he knew it would be directed by McG.

It’s all fairly exciting, and I’d really quite like to see it, although whether I’ll be able to get to do so on the big screen is extremely doubtful. I’ll probably have to make do with watching all the old ones being shown on TV at the moment instead.

To compensate, I could, of course, try and pick up the official Terminator: Salvation game, except for the fact that it’s apparently total bum-gravy.

I remember when T2 was released, a whole shedload of games followed. The Angry Video Game Nerd (formerly the Angry Nintendo Nerd) has a look at them here, and the games based on the first movie here. I haven’t caught up with all of his more recent stuff, but I happened across these two videos and found them pretty funny. If you’ve not seen any of his work before, suffice to say that if he’s covering these games, they’re unlikely to be showered with praise.

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Yes, that’s right: you wait a whole month for a genuine update, then two come along at once. It’s like London buses (or something).

Anyway, following hot on the heels of Stoo’s Baldur’s Gate review, here comes something completely unrelated – I’ve taken a look at Rockstar’s racing game Midnight Club II.

There’s more on the horizon – stay tuned.

Just the other day i remembered that a while ago I created a basic hit counter for our site. On inspection it needs a few improvements, for example to count unique as well as overall hits. Also it started counting a couple of years ago, and there’s no breakdown by month or anything, so any items more recent will of course be penalised. With all that in mind, I don’t think it’s worth over-analysing the numbers.

However here’s one interesting point, by far the two most visited reviews are Final Liberation: Warhammer Epic 40,000 and Final Fantasy VII.

The latter I can sort of understand, it’s a pretty huge name in gaming. Even if we only ever get a tiny fraction of the traffic roaming around the internet looking for it,bthat probably adds up to a lot of hits? Then again Deus Ex or Half Life are also big names, and they’re *way* behind. (like, less than a quarter the total hits)

Final Liberation tho.. are we picking up lots of stray hits from general games workshop fans? Or i wonder if information is just scarce enough that fans of the videogame itself can’t find much else.

3D Realms shuts down

[Insert duke nukem for-never gag here]

12 years in development… now this. I remember watching a demo back when they were using the Quake 2 engine, or something of that vintage. If the game had actually come out then, we might have reviewed it as an oldie by now! I guess the reserves of cash from Max Payne finally ran out.

Still it’s sad to see the successor to a much-loved oldie fall by the wayside. I wasn’t a huge Duke3D fan personally, but it still deserves recognition for the humour, and the “real-world” maps which made a change from random, abstract sci-fi corridors and castles as seen in iD games.

Anyone remember this guy?

Correct answers win a prize.

Hi all.

Some might object to us counting the ware of 2003 as “old games” – even this site is older than that. However part of our mission has always been to commit to “5 or 6ish years ago” stuff as much as the early-90s abandonware generation. You can get these games cheap from browsing the £5 selection (a favourite hobby of Rik and myself) at GAME, or from somewhere like Good Old Games, and they’ll run on hardware now considered heavily outdated. That makes them old in our book.

So today here’s Unreal 2. Which is pretty good.

The Jman made a very sensible suggestion, that we review Doom. I’m not entirely sure why i’ve skirted around that one – I’ve covered the iD milestone immediately before, the next two after and even a 3rd-party game using its engine. Maybe it’s just a reticence regarding such a huge name in gaming; there must already be many “10\15 years later” retrospectives out there. Probably deconstructing Doom’s significance in great detail.

It will see coverage at some point – although just to be perverse I’ll probably do Heretic beforehand. For now though, I’m focussing on something long-overdue…

you must gather your party before venturing forth

Xenon 2 is one of those games I sucked at and never played much, but i remember it having an awesome theme tune! By the DJ known as Bomb The Bass, no less.

Here’s it is on the Amiga:

The track was released as a single also. There’s no official video so here’s, er, some student project with a couple of guys running around.

Just when you thought we’d probably had enough of games based around following police procedure, we’re back once again, with a review of Jim Walls’ Blue Force.

I can categorically state that we have had enough of them now. And we will never, ever, ever be reviewing Police Quest: SWAT. Ever.

Next time, something good.